Anledningar att inte dejta en grafisk designer

1. They are very weird people.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the movies because you have to see the full list of credits.
-Jonas kan bekräfta detta.
10. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen to what you have to say.
15. They idolize people who nobody knows and speak of them as if they were his colleagues.
16. They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes. 
17. They ask your opinion about everything but they do whatever they want.
-Han kan även bekräfta detta.
19. They hate Comic Sans with the same passion they love Helvetica.
21. You can not decorate the house without consulting them.
-Jonas köpte en ny TV i veckan och ville möblera om. Hm....
28. They hate Excel.
31. You will spend the day brainstorming.
35. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
36. They listen to music you have never heard of.
37. They can´t cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.
45. They see ordinary objects and laugh.
47. They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
50. They are always sleepy because they work 24/7.

Och nu tog jag till och med bara med de som stämmde in extra väl på mig.

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